Lyrics with pinyin 皮特皮 pi te pi translation
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这怎么办啊
zhè zěn me bàn a
What should I do?
唉我那个头套呢
āi wǒ nà gè tóu tào ne
Hey, where is my hood?
啊 在这
a zài zhè
Ah here
醒醒 醒醒
xǐng xǐng xǐng xǐng
Wake up, wake up
妈呀!
mā ya !
Oh my god!
衣服都睡偏了
yī fú dōu shuì piān le
My clothes are all on the side
我是上帝 今天我...喂 别心不在焉的
wǒ shì shàng dì jīn tiān wǒ ... wèi bié xīn bù zài yān de
I am God. Today I...Hey, don't be distracted.
哦我死了啊 吓死 还以为是皮特在拍我
ó wǒ sǐ le a xià sǐ hái yǐ wéi shì pí tè zài pāi wǒ
Oh, I'm dead. I was scared to death. I thought it was Pete filming me.
皮特?
pí tè ?
Pete?
我领导 跟你声音一样 唧唧歪歪的
wǒ lǐng dǎo gēn nǐ shēng yīn yī yàng jī jī wāi wāi de
My boss has the same voice as yours.
那么这是..天堂? 怎么像我平时办公的地…
nà me zhè shì .. tiān táng ? zěn me xiàng wǒ píng shí bàn gōng de dì …
So this is... paradise? How is it like my usual office...
因为你还没有死 我这次来是为了告诉你一个秘密
yīn wèi nǐ hái méi yǒu sǐ wǒ zhè cì lái shì wèi le gào sù nǐ yí gè mì mì
Because you are not dead yet. I am here to tell you a secret.
人生毫无意义 对吧
rén shēng háo wú yì yì duì ba
Life is meaningless, right?
这用你告诉啊
zhè yòng nǐ gào sù a
You don’t have to tell me this
我ppt还没做完呢
wǒ ppt hái méi zuò wán ne
I haven’t finished the ppt yet
管你是上帝还是来唱戏
guǎn nǐ shì shàng dì hái shì lái chàng xì
Whether you are God or you are here to sing
真的上帝能知晓他面前的人的小心思
zhēn de shàng dì néng zhī xiǎo tā miàn qián de rén de xiǎo xīn sī
True God can know the little thoughts of the people in front of him
此时此刻我在想什么 你倒是讲讲听
cǐ shí cǐ kè wǒ zài xiǎng shén me nǐ dǎo shì jiǎng jiǎng tīng
What am I thinking about at this moment? You should tell me.
呃..下班
è .. xià bān
Uh...get off work
哇
wa
Wow
休假
xiū jià
Vacation
哇
wa
Wow
你真是上帝? 现在呢?
nǐ zhēn shì shàng dì ? xiàn zài ne ?
Are you really God? What now?
干饭 涨薪
gān fàn zhǎng xīn
Work hard and get a salary increase
年终奖金
nián zhōng jiǎng jīn
Year-end bonus
诶呦我的好上帝啊你真是人类肚里的蛔虫
éi yōu wǒ de hǎo shàng dì a nǐ zhēn shì rén lèi dù lǐ de huí chóng
Oh, my good God, you are really a roundworm in the human belly.
比起你 我领导皮特的脑子顶多就算个陪同
bǐ qǐ nǐ wǒ lǐng dǎo pí tè de nǎo zi dǐng duō jiù suàn gè péi tóng
Compared to you, my leader Pete’s brain is at best a companion.
不听劝 耳瞎嘴聋 但我也得从
bù tīng quàn ěr xiā zuǐ lóng dàn wǒ yě dé cóng
I will be blind and deaf if I don’t listen to advice, but I have to follow it
可他又从不把我放在眼里 我像个劣质美瞳
kě tā yòu cóng bù bǎ wǒ fàng zài yǎn lǐ wǒ xiàng gè liè zhì měi tóng
But he never takes me seriously. I’m like inferior contact lenses.
先让我..
xiān ràng wǒ ..
Let me first...
哎我有搞不懂的问题 他让我自己去想
āi wǒ yǒu gǎo bù dǒng de wèn tí tā ràng wǒ zì jǐ qù xiǎng
Hey, I have a problem that I don’t understand. He asked me to think about it myself.
我自己想出来的方案 他说别自作主张
wǒ zì jǐ xiǎng chū lái de fāng àn tā shuō bié zì zuò zhǔ zhāng
The plan I came up with on my own He said don’t make your own decisions
微信问他“您更喜欢哪个版本?”
wēi xìn wèn tā “ nín gèng xǐ huān něi gè bǎn běn ?”
WeChat asked him "Which version do you prefer?"
点击发送
diǎn jī fā sòng
Click to send
三天之后的一个下午 他回了我句“好的”
sān tiān zhī hòu de yí gè xià wǔ tā huí le wǒ jù “ hǎo de ”
One afternoon three days later, he replied to me "Okay"
整的我脑瓜子疼
zhěng de wǒ nǎo guā zi téng
It makes my head hurt.
盯着屏幕咬牙
dīng zhe píng mù yǎo yá
Staring at the screen and gritting teeth
如果时光能被倒拉
rú guǒ shí guāng néng bèi dào lā
If time could be pulled back
我宁愿重回到大学上早八
wǒ nìng yuàn zhòng huí dào dà xué shàng zǎo bā
I would rather go back to college and go to school early in the morning
我老妈都看我头发少的夸张 搞得她...
wǒ lǎo mā dōu kàn wǒ tóu fà shǎo de kuā zhāng gǎo dé tā ...
My mother thinks that my hair is too short, which makes her...
好了停停停
hǎo le tíng tíng tíng
Okay stop stop stop
你讨厌皮特 不用 tm一直重复表达
nǐ tǎo yàn pí tè bù yòng tm yì zhí chóng fù biǎo dá
You hate Pete, don’t keep repeating it
我呢 在天堂关注你关注的也是挺早
wǒ ne zài tiān táng guān zhù nǐ guān zhù de yě shì tǐng zǎo
It’s quite early for me to follow you in heaven.
你的品行和为人吧 我心中也都清楚明了
nǐ de pǐn xíng hé wéi rén ba wǒ xīn zhōng yě dōu qīng chǔ míng liǎo
Your conduct and behavior are all clear to me.
所以 给你个机会 今天午夜前辞职
suǒ yǐ gěi nǐ gè jī huì jīn tiān wǔ yè qián cí zhí
So I’ll give you a chance to resign before midnight today
等你死后我在天堂上就让你当个领导
děng nǐ sǐ hòu wǒ zài tiān táng shàng jiù ràng nǐ dāng gè lǐng dǎo
After you die, I will make you a leader in heaven
领导?那我以后就是天堂的皮特了!
lǐng dǎo ? nà wǒ yǐ hòu jiù shì tiān táng de pí tè le !
Leader? Then I will be Pete in heaven from now on!
对 你叫特皮都行
duì nǐ jiào tè pí dōu xíng
Yes, you can call me Tepi
特皮?
tè pí ?
Tepi?
特皮!
tè pí !
Tepi!
嘿!
hēi !
Hey!
拿着天堂的薪资坐在领导的位置
ná zhe tiān táng de xīn zī zuò zài lǐng dǎo de wèi zhì
Sitting in the leadership position with a salary from heaven
还会嫌大餐贵?
hái huì xián dà cān guì ?
Still think that a big meal is expensive?
还在乎加班费?
hái zài hū jiā bān fèi ?
Still care about overtime pay?
从今天以后你就安心地度过你下半辈子
cóng jīn tiān yǐ hòu nǐ jiù ān xīn dì dù guò nǐ xià bàn bèi zi
From today on, you can spend the rest of your life with peace of mind
毕竟在你死后你就能躺在天堂的沙滩睡
bì jìng zài nǐ sǐ hòu nǐ jiù néng tǎng zài tiān táng de shā tān shuì
After all, after you die you can sleep on the beach in paradise
风吹过 花瓣飞 云海里的大扇贝
fēng chuī guò huā bàn fēi yún hǎi lǐ de dà shàn bèi
The wind blows, the petals fly, the big scallop in the sea of clouds
我们时间很紧 来在这签下单位的辞职信…
wǒ men shí jiān hěn jǐn lái zài zhè qiān xià dān wèi de cí zhí xìn …
We are very pressed for time. Come and sign the resignation letter from the company...
Woo挺好 扇贝提神醒脑
Woo tǐng hǎo shàn bèi tí shén xǐng nǎo
Woo is good. Scallops are refreshing.
不瞒你说 你画的饼确实比皮特画的饼好
bù mán nǐ shuō nǐ huà de bǐng què shí bǐ pí tè huà de bǐng hǎo
To tell you the truth, the cake you drew is indeed better than the cake painted by Pete.
但没用了!
dàn méi yòng le !
But it’s useless!
我已不会再被这种话术引导
wǒ yǐ bú huì zài bèi zhè zhǒng huà shù yǐn dǎo
I will no longer be guided by this kind of rhetoric
你要晓得 几年前
nǐ yào xiǎo de jǐ nián qián
You need to know a few years ago
我连屏保都是我领导
wǒ lián píng bǎo dōu shì wǒ lǐng dǎo
Even the screensaver is my boss
皮特当时说 只要你勤劳
pí tè dāng shí shuō zhǐ yào nǐ qín láo
Peter said at the time that as long as you work hard
不出两年你就领跑
bù chū liǎng nián nǐ jiù lǐng pǎo
You will be the leader within two years
名车 名表
míng chē míng biǎo
Luxury cars and watches
成为公司的凤毛麟角
chéng wéi gōng sī de fèng máo lín jiǎo
It’s rare to become a company
五年过去了 掉了多少头发 流了多少泪
wǔ nián guò qù le diào le duō shǎo tóu fà liú le duō shǎo lèi
Five years have passed. How many hairs have been lost and how many tears have been shed.
不还是没有属于自己的时间
bù hái shì méi yǒu shǔ yú zì jǐ de shí jiān
No, I still don’t have time for myself
每天骑着个小电瓶跑
měi tiān qí zhe gè xiǎo diàn píng pǎo
Ride a small battery every day
那你快去辞职去换个你喜欢的工作啊
nà nǐ kuài qù cí zhí qù huàn gè nǐ xǐ huān de gōng zuò a
Then resign and find a job you like.
我喜欢的?那我辞职了你来养活我啊
wǒ xǐ huān de ? nà wǒ cí zhí le nǐ lái yǎng huó wǒ a
What do I like? Then I resign and you come to support me.
我让地狱来聘请你吧你太能折磨人了
wǒ ràng dì yù lái pìn qǐng nǐ ba nǐ tài néng zhé mó rén le
I'll let hell hire you. You're so torturous.
那不必了
nà bù bì le
That’s not necessary
这个地狱已经够让我上火了
zhè gè dì yù yǐ jīng gòu ràng wǒ shàng huǒ le
This hell is enough to make me angry
靠!不闹了!
kào ! bù nào le !
Damn! Stop making trouble!
看这是个头套
kàn zhè shì gè tóu tào
Look this is a hood
公司面临头号危机 现在你必须走掉
gōng sī miàn lín tóu hào wēi jī xiàn zài nǐ bì xū zǒu diào
The company is facing the number one crisis, now you have to leave
你变成皮特也没有用 怎么变脸还得手动?
nǐ biàn chéng pí tè yě méi yǒu yòng zěn me biàn liǎn hái dé shǒu dòng ?
It’s no use turning into Pete. Why do you have to do it manually to change your face?
我就是皮特
wǒ jiù shì pí tè
I am Pete
我才不信呢
wǒ cái bù xìn ne
I don’t believe it
我是你领导
wǒ shì nǐ lǐng dǎo
I am your leader
领导个屁的
lǐng dǎo gè pì de
The leader is a piece of shit
你要我怎么证明
nǐ yào wǒ zěn me zhèng míng
How do you want me to prove it?
今天上午的会 小马针对哪几点做了汇报
jīn tiān shàng wǔ de huì xiǎo mǎ zhēn duì nǎ jǐ diǎn zuò le huì bào
What points did Xiao Ma report on in this morning’s meeting?
呃..
è ..
Uh...
小赵的方案一共改了几版 有几版对照
xiǎo zhào de fāng àn yī gòng gǎi le jǐ bǎn yǒu jǐ bǎn duì zhào
How many versions of Xiao Zhao’s plan have been revised and how many versions have been compared?
呃..
è ..
Uh...
我微信问你的问题你还要多久时间去推敲
wǒ wēi xìn wèn nǐ de wèn tí nǐ hái yào duō jiǔ shí jiān qù tuī qiāo
How long do you need to think about the question I asked you on WeChat?
呃..
è ..
Uh...
董事长老婆的生日…
dǒng shì zhǎng lǎo pó de shēng rì …
The birthday of the chairman’s wife…
农历四月初八公历五月二十六号!
nóng lì sì yuè chū bā gōng lì wǔ yuè èr shí liù hào !
The eighth day of the fourth lunar month is the twenty-sixth day of the fifth month in the Gregorian calendar!
别废话了!在这 给我签字!
bié fèi huà le ! zài zhè gěi wǒ qiān zì !
Stop talking nonsense! Sign it for me here!
微信语音:小马 我们部门有人辞职 你趁十二点前现在赶紧操作一下把他踢出员工系统 我现在把他的辞职信发给你
wēi xìn yǔ yīn : xiǎo mǎ wǒ men bù mén yǒu rén cí zhí nǐ chèn shí èr diǎn qián xiàn zài gǎn jǐn cāo zuò yī xià bǎ tā tī chū yuán gōng xì tǒng wǒ xiàn zài bǎ tā de cí zhí xìn fā gěi nǐ
WeChat voice: Xiao Ma, someone in our department has resigned. You can quickly kick him out of the employee system before twelve o'clock. I will send you his resignation letter now.
微信语音:皮特哥 谁是特皮啊
wēi xìn yǔ yīn : pí tè gē shuí shì tè pí a
WeChat voice: Brother Pete, who is Pete?
友情客串:大鹏&白客
yǒu qíng kè chuàn : dà péng & bái kè
Friendly guest appearance: Dapeng & Baike
执行制作人:飞行少年
zhí xíng zhì zuò rén : fēi xíng shào nián
Executive Producer: Flying Boy
混音: DX肖夏
hùn yīn : DX xiào xià
Mixing: DX Xiao Xia
母带: Dokodemo Door Music( CDC)
mǔ dài : Dokodemo Door Music( CDC)
Mother: Dokodemo Door Music (CDC)